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the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

sixpenceee:

That plot twist is remarkable. Here’s the video for this. Here’s the last short horror film through gifs and a link to a creepy short film compilation

ihaveahutchersonproblem:

I have never reblogged anything faster in my life.

I keep thinking my best friend is married so when I say or think oh yeah she’s with her husband I’m like wait she’s not married!!

spannish lessions w/ milo

pangeachasmata:

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

en el nombre del padre y el espiritu santo, amen

aud-ler:

what i have learned from talking about my feelings

  • it’s better to not talk about my feelings

eartheld:

nasturtium through the window, pennsylvania. 2013. danielle deleon.

mostly nature

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even though it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, creepy and science I usually post, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

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